Conversations With a Two-Year Old

#1

Brody:  Mommy, can I have some more broccoli?

Mommy:  Of course.

Brody:  I want more broccoli, but no more porky pops.  (pork chops)

#2

Brody:  Mommy, you're a gril.  I don't like avocado because I'm a boy.

Mommy:  Well, Daddy's a boy and he likes avocado.

Brody:  Daddy wants to be a gril.

Brody is very interested in who is a boy and who is a girl.  He has no idea of the physical differences at this point (that I can tell,) but he certainly knows which is which.  Well, for the most part...

#3

Brody:  Auntie Kayee (Kelli)  knows she's a gril.

Mommy:  Yes, she certainly does.  

Daddy:  What about Uncle Jeff?  What is he?

Brody:  Huhhhhh.......

#4

Mommy:  Leyton has a runny nose today.  I wonder where he got that.  Brody, did you give Leyton your germs?

Brody:  Yes, I gave him worms and fish and crabs.  All the creatures he yikes!